Coming soon: When the AOC met Mr T (itchmarsh)

So the competition is over and the Allotment of Champions have won third place in the National Village Show's Heaviest Marrow competition - and rubbed shoulders with the likes of Alan Titchmarsh (pictured with me above).

I'll fill in more details later, including how Woody won first prize, beating a farmer into runner-up position and gave chase to Terry Nutkins in order to secure a snapshot of his otter-mauled hand.

Right - off to the pub to celebrate, while wearing my rosette of course!