Daily Niagra, works like Viagra

So, in the final moments leading up to VM-Day (Victory over Marrows), I'm applying an unhealthy amount of liquid to our boy. I've just returned from dousing it with half a barrel of our super-special water/rooster-pellet/horse-manure rocket-fuelled stench-juice. I must admit, I nearly passed out with the smell and dry-heaved more than once, but it'll be worth it if we can get a bit more poundage on the old fella before the final weigh in: 8.15am this coming Sunday.

'Special' Sauce - smells like Bigfoot's bum

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