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Allotment of Champions: Aunties Bloomers (groan)

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Aunties Bloomers (groan)

At last, the BBC and 12 Yard productions have let us know that we at PAMELA will be put forward for their programme, 'The National Village Show', which airs next year.

I recieved this letter this morning (click to enlarge):



Despite all recent setbacks (yes, Hawkes and Woodward, that means you), the Allotment of Champions is committed to this competition.
It's a good thing that we're entered for the 'Heaviest Marrow' class, as we seem to be a bit thin on the ground in terms of pumpkins. The programme is hosted by none other than Alan Titchmarsh MBE (I'll slap him on the arse, live on TV, for £100) and promises to be a great event.

3 Comments:

At Wednesday, 05 July, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yet again you have foiled me and broke the news first, Oh venerable Newshound. I shall slink off to water my hairless Crumpkins.
Beards to the Sky, we cry!
Organic Craggle x

 
At Friday, 07 July, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll give you a hundred quid to slap Titchmarsh's arse on telly - or a hundred and fifty for the face. And then the arse!

 
At Tuesday, 18 July, 2006, Blogger Stephen Griffin said...

Sorry - two hundred for the double.

 

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