Aunties Bloomers (groan)
At last, the BBC and 12 Yard productions have let us know that we at PAMELA will be put forward for their programme, 'The National Village Show', which airs next year.
I recieved this letter th


Despite all recent setbacks (yes, Hawkes and Woodward, that means you), the Allotment of Champions is committed to this co

It's a good thing that we're entered for the 'Heaviest Marrow' class, as we seem to be a bit thin on the ground in terms of pumpkins. The programme is hosted by none other than Alan Titchmarsh MBE (I'll slap him on the arse, live on TV, for £100) and promises to be a great event.
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Yet again you have foiled me and broke the news first, Oh venerable Newshound. I shall slink off to water my hairless Crumpkins.
Beards to the Sky, we cry!
Organic Craggle x
I'll give you a hundred quid to slap Titchmarsh's arse on telly - or a hundred and fifty for the face. And then the arse!
Sorry - two hundred for the double.
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